#G force mole movie

These two guinea pigs of different breeds turn out to be brothers in the movie’s weirdest scene. Since both of these pans succeed, Zach Galifianakis shows up and finds none of his spies where they told him they’d be.īefore they escape, Darwin, a crested guinea pig, meets Jon Favreau’s Hurley (FBI Rookie), an Abyssinian guinea pig. Get word of their whereabouts to Zach Galifianakis.So the team escapes by climbing into an empty cage lying around in the shipping dock, which gets delivered to a pet store.Īt the pet store, Darwin initiates two plans: Zach Galifianakis as the human overseeing the guinea pig spies finding a way to play that so straight even the absurdity of this character’s life isn’t funny.įrom there, the team fails their mission to prove Bill Nighy is a villain for adding wi-fi functionality to the household appliances he sells and the FBI decides there’s no value in the animal communication equipment Zach Galifianakis’ team has developed, shuts them down.Penélope Cruz’s Juarez being every sexy female team member trope and yet feeling less like the filmmakers are mocking the trope and more like they want to have sex with a guinea pig.

#G force mole movie

Sam Rockwell’s Darwin seeing a fox-skin coat and saying “what the fox?” You’d think this was setting the tone for humour that sneaks in adult language for the benefit/discomfort of parents watching, but it’s the only joke like it in the whole movie.Nick Cage’s performance is such a generic nerd voice that there’s the stunt casting appeal is lost and any more affordable actor you can name could have done as good a job.A fly named Mooch being the first member of the all-gerbil spy team we meet, followed shortly by Nicolas Cage’s mole character Speckles.From there, we get the opening scene, which features:

It’s definitely the highlight of the movie. Imagine how Disney felt approving a $150 million dollar budget, $10 million more than the previous year’s Iron Man? Imagine being the producer who looked at a cast like Nicolas Cage, Sam Rockwell, Tracy Morgan, Penélope Cruz, Jon Favreau, Steve Buscemi, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Nighy, and Will Arnett and thinking “this is gonna be a hell of a talking animal action movie.”Ĭredit where it’s due: G-Force is a pretty good title. It was inevitable that we spend a family movie night watching it.Īt least all I wasted was two hours.

Disney+ has G-Force, the 2009 movie that’s Mission: Impossible, but guinea pigs.